Day 70

* Mithing Tooth*
I'm having trouble thpeaking,

thinthe I lotht my middle tooth.

Jutht yethterday my tooth wath fine --

today it wiggled loothe.

At firtht I thought it thilly,

when my tooth fell out today,

But no one theems to underthtand a thingle word I thay.

I athked my mom to clothe the door,

she said "I cannot make it.

The door does not like wearing clothes;

it's happier when naked."

I athked if I could have a mouthe,

I promithed I would feed it,

"Another mouth to feed?" she athked,

"I'm certain we don't need it!"

I wonder if you underthtandthe thircumthtanthe I'm in.

I told her I wath feeling thick.

She thaid "you're looking thin."

At latht she thaw how mad I wath,

Ath if I may thtop breathing.

She laughed and thaid she didn't mean it --

She wath only teething.

~Author Unknown